I came to the beach yesterday
Had a few at The Shack along the way
I was looking for my court when I heard someone say
Son where the heck have you been now our court’s delayed

He had something in his hand, it looks vaguely blue
He said we’re gonna do a shot with you, man
We’re gonna do a Jell-o shot with you

Well the drinks are a-flowing and it’s not even noon
Maybe Jesse Webster makes his first friend soon
When we do play next, no one ever knows when
But we’re gonna have a good time then, yeah
We’re gonna have a good time then

I came to the beach earlier today
Boehles synchronized stretching in the morning rays
The 4 All-Americans they recruit to play
30 hours in the gym a week, I guess they look okay

But we’ve got Johnny Hausle he’s that trash talking kid
And everybody’s gonna hate him, yeah
Everybody’s gonna really hate him

Well the drinks are a-flowing and it’s not even noon
Maybe Jesse Webster makes his first friend soon
When we do play next, no one ever knows when
But we’re gonna have a good time then, yeah
We’re gonna have a good time then